ahem. ready now.

it’s a bit early in the day to be writing, but i couldn’t help myself after checking email.

so. let me vex my frustration and detail what i was bombarded with upon opening inbox:

message from babycenter.com.au
(let me interrupt, firstly, to say that if you’re gonna pop .au at the end of your site address, you might as well spell ‘center’ the .au way.)
: Congratulations, your baby is here! Sometimes newborns don’t look like how we imagined they would, but you can read more about their appearance to reassure yourself. And then try to get some rest!

balloons and streamers float down from the ceiling and sirens going off everywhere.

That was the smoothest labour ever. took me three minutes.

oh well. all i can think to do now is peep.

x.

~ by burps on February 4, 2007.